Beijing Bachelorette Party

 This is my friend Heather. She is a soon-to-be-bride. She works for Friends of China and I actually went to the same college as her, but now I get the privilege to get to know her better while in China. And....we all threw her a bachelorette part!

 The festivities included gifts like these sexy things. These undies ARE in fact meant for and worn by tiny old Chinese ladies and YES they are HUGE! But don't worry, she got better gifts too. We'll keep those a secret though ;)

 Brock's Bride. Just to be clear.

This was the gang at the end of the night for our last activity of scavenger hunting through the local club/bar scene in Wudaokou. Items to obtain included: a lock of a man's chest hair, a song sung for the bride, a man who speaks a language other than English or Chinese, a temporary tattoo for the bride, and oh so many more.

Bowel Pizza and French Packages and 7-Eleven....Oh My!

Tonight after teaching a late night class of little tiny chinese children, us teachers needed a little relaxation. All the local usual spots were packed, so we ended up getting a cozy drink at Cava. This little restaurant has a supurb ambiance, but HORRIBLE service. Let's just take a look for a second at what they are serving on the menu...

 Salamis BOWEL pizza????!!!!????? ahhh i'll be shying away from that one for obvious reasons.

 Ahh and now for the breakfast portion, where they offer nice "French Packages" with breakfast intestinal for only 35RMB. What will they come up with next?

More pics of our classy night...